I am Miss Haldane, a highly educated, intelligent and intuitive disciplinarian. You’ll find me well-spoken, insightful, and good company – but don’t let this fool you; I set uncompromisingly high standards, and will give no quarter when you are due to go over my knee. I truly ‘get’ CP, understanding the power it holds to effect real behaviour change and to provide cathartic release from the stresses of the vanilla lives we lead.
I understand your need for an authority figure to be held accountable to and see my role as a disciplinarian as a form of life coaching, with the added benefit of very real, physical consequences should you break my rules or fail to meet the targets we set for you.
I offer a professional disciplinary service for suitable applicants, providing a safe space for you to be who you want to be, and to explore and express your long-held disciplinary needs and fantasies.