Made in Spain, found in London. To be referred to as Boss or Miss Hiss until further direction.
I baptised myself with the surname "Hiss" to allude to my felinity:
Sensitive, introverted with an attention fetish, retractile potential for horror and pain hiding behind a soft, cute and sometimes amusing façade. Same random craze.
The gifts of my attention and affection must be earned by a very respectful approach. No touching, hiss!